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11.0 - Microsoft (Or Any Local Major/ Minor Telecommunications Provider)

The phone rings, and the voice at the other end says s/he's from Microsoft (or a major ISP (internet service provider) in your region). Apparently, their servers have detected that your computer has a virus, possibly several, and they want to help you to fix the 'problem'.

You have two choices - either hang up straight away, or you may choose to have some fun at their expense. Because they know that people are (rightfully) wary, they need a way to convince you that they know the details of your PC. Of course, you may well be using Linux or a Mac - I've told several 'Microsoft' people that it's odd that they would call me because I use Linux - that always confuses them . I've also led several on for a while, letting them think they have a live target. Their ultimate disappointment is almost worth the time spent.

One of the things they will ask you to do is open a command prompt (they will helpfully explain what to do), and type the command 'assoc' at the command line. A long way down the list is the string they are after - it's actually the association that lets you send a file to a zipped 'folder' (directory), but most people don't know this. The string itself? It looks like this ...


In 'Windows-speak', that's a class identifier, and it looks as if it should be unique. That's exactly what the scammers want you to believe - that it is unique. At this stage, it doesn't take much imagination to realise that it is common to all Windows-7 machines, and it appears to be the same for Win-8 and Win-10 as well. I don't propose to go through the whole spiel they will use, and a very simple way to track down a vast amount of info on this particular scam is to run a search of the CLSID shown above (or click the link below).

By telling you the contents of the CLSID string, they hope that you will be convinced that they actually do have information about your PC. For a laugh, you can always ask them to tell you your machine's IP (internet protocol) address, which is a block of digits that looks something like 222.333.444.555 and uniquely identifies your machine on the Net. To see your IP address, click What Is My IP Address and the site will show you. This address is allocated by your ISP when you connect to the Net. It may change from time to time, but this is normal. If the scammers really know anything about your machine, they must have this info. They will tell you that they can't reveal this for 'security reasons' or some such drivel when you ask.

Click the class ID CLSID\{888DCA60-FC0A-11CF-8F0F-00C04FD7D062} to launch a Google search. It goes without saying that should you let them have access to your computer (NEVER DOWNLOAD ANYTHING THEY ASK YOU TO !), you will either end up with a real virus, or you'll be asked to pay for them to 'remove' the virus (one or more) from your machine.

This scam is fairly sophisticated, and the scammers will spend a lot of time with you if they think they have a real sucker target. However, no matter how plausible they sound, neither Microsoft nor any major (or minor) ISP will call people out of the blue to tell them their machine has a virus.

12.0 - Trade Mark Fake Invoices

This is a new one (April 2018) that I'd not experienced before. Most trade mark information is freely available if one knows where to look, and these thieving bastards take advantage. The 'invoice' shown below offers to renew my trade mark for more than 3 times the actual cost. Needless to say, they are nothing but stinking scammers, and I have reported them to the ACCC (Australian Competition and Consumer Commission) and IP Australia, the official government registrar for patents and trade marks.


If you have a patent or trade mark and you get a similar letter, look at it very carefully to make sure it's the real thing. This isn't - it's a blatant ripoff. Beware of these slimy toads and the many like them. ALWAYS check that the letter comes from the relevant agency (In this case, the Australian Government). Should anything along similar lines cross your desk, make sure that you alert the relevant authorities so they can update their databases to help protect others from falling victim to this thievery.

This so-called 'AU Intellectual Property Office' is a sham in every significant respect, and they deserve nothing more than our disgust at the blatant attempt to defraud people. It operates from a small business centre in Victoria (Australia), and does not appear to be a registered company, despite the 'Pty. Ltd.' (proprietary limited). As expected of slimy toads such as these, they do not appear to be registered for GST, and their website contains little that's actually useful. The say ...

AU Intellectual Property Office is a full service private company within the intellectual property area. We provide renewals of trademarks and patents all over the world. Our staff will be glad to assist you in any IP matter. Our goal at AU Intellectual Property Office is to protect the IP rights and assets of our clients and to provide the best solutions to maintain their intellectual property rights.

It looks like the entire 'enterprise' was set up purely to scam people who fail to look at invoices closely. In many cases, invoices are treated as the 'real thing' by many businesses and companies, and an office clerk is unlikely to recognise that it is a fraud and take action. Quite obviously, when they claim they will protect your IP rights, the sole reason is for them to make a disproportionate profit at the expense of anyone who fails to recognise their correspondence as a scam. The entire operation looks very low-key and is shonky in the extreme.

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